House of Romance

You always work so hard, my dear,

You always do your best.

And I am just a watcher here,

For you’re the show that’s best.

My TV channel’s turned to “Nance”—

The volume’s loud and clear.

The show is “Nancy’s House Romance”—

It is the best, so dear.

You mop the floor with Alpheus—

His shirt, it sweeps up dust!

And then you throw him in the wash—

He’s Baby Shark to us!

The mailman’s walking to the gate—

You send out Little Joy—

The mailman runs away from Fate—

Bright teeth of Dino-Boy!

And now the house is very proud

Of Alpheus and Nance—

He’s spic n span, in love avowed,

With cleaning and romance!

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