The mopper mopped the kitchen floor in under half an hour.

I wish l could have seen her and learned her secret power.

Cause many a floor takes an hour or more, and great big halls take two;

And naught gets done if your hands are sore, and the boss says, “You are through!”

Oh, it’s quite quite sad to be unemployed and have no floor to mop.

But my dear love, she is overjoyed her secret not to stop!