Now the daytine chores are finished,

Now the fry and boil diminished,

Now the washing up is over—

Put away are salt and pepper—

Up the stairway to the shower,

There to soak for half an hour!

Feel the drops through pipe a-spurting,

Cool the water, so diverting!

Then to rub with towel so handy,

Feeling light and lovely sexy,

Thinking of the joys of loving—

Dovey love so gently luffing!

Now get dressed for dreamy sleeping,

Neathe the aircon, under cover

With your un–imagined lover!