O Landlady, Landlady, Landlady true,
I want a Landlady, could she be you?
You’ll make me my dinner and set it out fine.
I’ll give you a compliment: Perfect design.
And then you will smile, your eyes wink and flirt;
I’ll say, “The bedroom is set for dessert.”
“Oh yes!” you will shout, “it proves to be real!
Overwhelmed landlady comes after meal!”