O Landlady, Landlady, Landlady true,

I want a Landlady, could she be you?

You’ll make me my dinner and set it out fine.

I’ll give you a compliment: Perfect design.

And then you will smile, your eyes wink and flirt;

I’ll say, “The bedroom is set for dessert.”

“Oh yes!” you will shout, “it proves to be real!

Overwhelmed landlady comes after meal!”