Tai jei jei and ko-ko were having some fun;

He said that he loved her and wanted a kiss.

She said, “No, no, my ko-ko, it just isn’t done,

You must seek a jei jei who isn’t your sis.”

But ko-ko went loco and yelled, “You are mine!

There’s no other jei jei so Tai and divine!”

Tai jei jei told mama, and mama told Pop,

And Pop said to ko-ko, “You’re loco; now stop!”

Now ko-ko is sad and he lays down and cries.

Tai jei jei puts cereal in front of his eyes.

He leaps up in joy and devours the stuff,

For the name on the box is Tai Cocoa Puff!