Too Sweet!

My luffy-duff is sweet,
As sweet as pie with sugary hips.
I know it cause I ate her lips.
No, I did not chew or swallow,
Just touched with wobbly tooth.
Her sweetness killed it off then;
It’s hollow now—the truth!
The dentist asked me,
“What was it that was so, so sweet
That gave your tooth to death complete?”
Oh, luffy-duff, I couldn’t lie.
I said, “Twas something sweet as pie
With very sugary hips.”
He said, “Don’t eat again from luffy’s lips.”
I said, “How in the heck did you know?”
He opened his mouth—-nary a tooth.
And now, my dear, you know the truth!

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