Monthly Archives: April 2016

“A pig,” Mohammed said, “I’d really like to eat.” And so he ate a pig, he did, From snout and ears to feet. Then Allah cried, “You pig! You pig! You lovely, juicy thing!” And Allah oinked an oink so … Continue reading →

Oh, galloping on with a gurgling song, Down ‘tween the rocks I go! And my frothy hair whips/spits through air At every turn—just so! I leap from shocks o’er the mid-stream rocks, Dash on with a lusty drive As, watching … Continue reading →

Hillary sanders tried out for the high school sprint team. He wanted to run the hundred yard dash. He had a bloated upper body and thin, spindly legs. Five boys tried out for the two available positions. They lined up; … Continue reading →

I had some shoes to sell, And not too beaten, they. I asked my price, A man said, “Nice” And, shoed, he danced away. We had agreed, We did our deed; Morality sang, “Yay!” I had an old black hat, … Continue reading →

Mr. Funny was 42 tears old. In his 42 years he had seen dogs and cats, mice and rats, flies and fleas, fish and fowl, horse, cows, anta and bees, and all the brothers and mothers of these, come and … Continue reading →

Mortality is made for that man great,— His single span of life unique and whole. He lives its sacred hours, days, and years With joys and sorrows blending through his mind. He dreams his dreams, proposes, finishes, To stand within … Continue reading →

Though he I love no longer lives My love is strong, for still it gives. It gives of me to he, to he, To he I love in memory, Now bound within the life of me, Who am his vault … Continue reading →

It’s just a cup of coffee, It’s just a table, chair; It’s just a bit of open space Between the buildings there; And now, here’s someone coming, Her shoes are clicking light. It’s morning in the city And everything’s just … Continue reading →

Oh, climate change is very strange, It’s changing all the time. “Tis natural for it to change, And so I make this rhyme: Oh, when it’s hot it’s very hot, And when it’s cold, it’s cold; And when it’s not, … Continue reading →

Christianity is so self-contradictory. First, it says that everyone is a sinner. Then it blames someone for having committed a sin. If you’re a sinner, if that is your nature, then you are a sinner one hundred percent of the … Continue reading →

A human mind affirmer I will be, In human praise of human industry, In human love of independent height, Which he has gained who sheds with joy his light; In human worship of that man of thought Who seeks and … Continue reading →

Oh, you higher climate-change denier, You higher fiery one, you good great man, You ban the total state, its total hate, Its hate-crime ‘gainst all independent souls! You name its ill intent, convict its speech, Impeach its evil heart with … Continue reading →