Monthly Archives: April 2016

All Allahs are Pigs

“A pig,” Mohammed said, “I’d really like to eat.” And so he ate a pig, he did, From snout and ears to feet. Then Allah cried, “You pig! You pig! You lovely, juicy thing!” And Allah oinked an oink so … Continue reading

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Galloping On!

Oh, galloping on with a gurgling song, Down ‘tween the rocks I go! And my frothy hair whips/spits through air At every turn—just so! I leap from shocks o’er the mid-stream rocks, Dash on with a lusty drive As, watching … Continue reading

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Trumpetta and Hillary Sanders

Hillary sanders tried out for the high school sprint team. He wanted to run the hundred yard dash. He had a bloated upper body and thin, spindly legs. Five boys tried out for the two available positions. They lined up; … Continue reading

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By Selfishness Inspired

I had some shoes to sell, And not too beaten, they. I asked my price, A man said, “Nice” And, shoed, he danced away. We had agreed, We did our deed; Morality sang, “Yay!” I had an old black hat, … Continue reading

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Mr. Funny

Mr. Funny was 42 tears old. In his 42 years he had seen dogs and cats, mice and rats, flies and fleas, fish and fowl, horse, cows, anta and bees, and all the brothers and mothers of these, come and … Continue reading

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On Dreams Sublime

Mortality is made for that man great,— His single span of life unique and whole. He lives its sacred hours, days, and years With joys and sorrows blending through his mind. He dreams his dreams, proposes, finishes, To stand within … Continue reading

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I Will Rise (For those who have lost their dearest loved ones)

Though he I love no longer lives My love is strong, for still it gives. It gives of me to he, to he, To he I love in memory, Now bound within the life of me, Who am his vault … Continue reading

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