You Texans, now, let’s vote like men
Who don’t desire to lose.
Put your hard trust in truth again
And vote for honest Cruz.
Let Trump, the craven bully.
Be lassoed head-first in the dust,
To chew and eat his power-lust,
His teeth begrit with bits of sand,
His bellowing mouth and throat
Clogged with sharp-edged rocks,
His eyes, nostrils, packed with dirt,
Hands beating wildly, flailing
And failing till, kneeling blind,
Voiceless, he’s cursed by the earth
As cross-horned carcass of no worth.
Let Texas Cruz in triumph over trump
And drive him breathless to the dump!