The U.S. official sits in a small room. In front of him, a door admitting prospective citizens. Behind him at his right, a door marked IN; to his left, a door marked OUT. The front door opens. A Muslim enters.
Official: Who was George Washington?
Muslim: The first President of the United States.
Official: Do you believe it is ever right to initiate force against another person?
Muslim: The Declaration of Independence. Oops! I mean, what do you mean?
Official: If you find that your brother is homosexual, what will you do?
Muslim: Stone him or hang him.
Official: Go through the door to my left. Next!
Another Muslim enters.
Official: What is the capital of the United States?
Muslim: Washington D.C.
Official: Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Muslim: Thomas Jefferson.
Official: If you see a man drawing a picture of Mohammed, what will you do?
Muslim: I will cut off his head.
Official: Go through the door to my left.
Muslim: But tell me, did I pass? Am I now a citizen of this great free country?
Official: You are not a citizen of anything, anywhere. You are a pre-historic savage. Next!