The Real Tower of Babble

Joe: Do you believe in God?

Slim: Who or what is god?

Joe: The creator of the universe.

Slim: You’re wrong. Gid is the creator.

Tom: You’re both wrong. Gud is the master almighty.

Joe: God!

Slim: Gid!

Tom: Gud!

All shouting at once: God! Gud! Gid! God! Gud! God dammit! Gid dimmit! Gud dummit!

Jane: What are those men shouting about?

Mary: I think they’re attempting to start a tower of babble.

Jane: Egad!

 

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