Rinky-tinky-tan, I want to be a man,
I want to be a man all day!
Though a beetle, I can think,
With a happy little wink,
And I always do the very best I can!

Roodle-doodle, I can toot—
Tootle-tootle, tootle-toot—
Making music, I can do it; see, I can!

Taddle-maddle, I can battle,
I can shake a little rattle,
And I’ll never like a democratic ban!

“Rinky-tinky-tan, you are a very man,
You are a very man all day!
Though a beetle, you can think—
Not a dumocratic dink—
And you always do the very best you can!”

Toddle-moddle, rubble-dubble,
Oh, those demos are in trouble;
They are popping like a bubble in a can.

I the beetle will unseat them,
Even butterflies will beat them;
They’re not fliers, they are liars, rinky-dan!