King of the Environment

I love oil, I love gas, I love coal;
They are gifts to my body and soul.
I can read and keep warm, I can drive;
These dead fossils help keep me alive!

I love gas, I love coal, I love oil;
There’s less work and more joy in my toil;
And my pleasure in tools is so great
That my i-phone rings out, “I’m elate!”

I love coal, I love oil, I love gas,
And with A/C all summer I laugh;
For I crown me my own weather-man
As I heat up the fries in the pan!

I love oil, I love gas, I love coal;
They uplift my whole body and soul.
All their wonderful riches I sing
Who have made me environment’s king!

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