More Limericks

They tried to get Rush, to subdue him,
But he would not subdue.
He foisted their poison upon them
And practised justice true.
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Osama bin Laden is hiding,
Afraid of the world is he.
If only a bomb would guide him
Out of his misery.
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When men have truth and reason
They do not turn to treason,
Unless they’re rationalistic
And feelings go ballistic.
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To complain of higher prices
Is one of bad men’s vices.
Good men know the price is true
Whenever they free trade pursue.
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Socialists, nihilists, enviros,
Civilization hate.
When civilization hates them—
Oh when?! Truth, do not be late!
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There’s no such thing as “dead end job”
When competence is your goal.
Self-discipline instilled in you
Will profit much your soul.

And when the opportunities
For better jobs arise,
Ready you’ll be for climbing, then,
That ladder to the skies.

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Six, six, six—the glowing mark of the beast,
And he who has it knows joy increased.
His mind is filled with the light of life,
His arms encircle a gorgeous wife;
He’s broke from night, through pride released!
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One, two, three, the pens are on their way;
Pick them up and write—-whatever you would say.
Let the letters flow (the river True, you know)
Into the bay, all the way, the sea of You to show!
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Five minus four is me;
Ten minus eight is us.
I’d multiply,
But my, oh my,
We’d be too glorious!

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