Mohammed is a bomb as bad as ‘Boma
When he’s madder than a mophead and a hammer
When they’re naked in the moon.
Swab and strike and dance together,
Clean Mohammed, nail him better!
Then write him a dismissal letter,
“You ‘Bama Mohammed, we do you now ban;
Go you back to the cesspool whence you began!”
Signed, with the righteous hate of moral man,
By everyone ever forced or brainwashed
Into becoming a Muslim, mental bashed.